Originally posted 02/02/2004

"Dude, seriously. What the hell did you eat today?"


"She bangs! She bangs! Oh baby, when she moves, she moves!"


Former President Clinton held intern tryouts today...


As Governor General Adrienne Clarkson
read her budget speech, new Canadian Prime
Minister Paul Martin thought to himself, "Yeah,
I'd do her."


"Seriously, if I don’t get a Mexi-melt and a large Mr. Pibb
in the next five minutes, somebody’s gettin’ bombed."