Originally posted 02/06/2004

"It’s two… maybe three inches, tops. I’m
hung like a hobbit, for God’s sake!"


John Kerry Volunteer Brian Freeman could never successfully
say the word “caucus” without laughing just a little.


“Kiss me you beautiful bastard!”


Later, when they lay next to each other, the stench of
sex still wafting from their quivering bodies, Dick Gephart
lit two cigarettes, passed one to John and said, "Today.
Today was a good day, my love."


Meanwhile in Virginia, John Edwards continued his
monopoly of supporters most likely to be busted for
possession of child pornography.


George W. Bush pauses before his press briefing in order
to silently squeeze out his own gas related WMD activity.