Originally posted 02/17/2004

Former democratic frontrunner Howard Dean realized his
popularity had waned, but still wasn’t prepared to be knifed
in the stomach in a Milwaukee restaurant.


Courtney Love was horrified to see the Creature from
the Black Lagoon standing before her, until she realized
she was looking in a full-length mirror.


Attempting to prove his detractors wrong, John Kerry tried
in vain to make his forehead muscles move.


“Honey, on second thought, let’s not eat Vietnamese tonight.”