Originally posted 08/20/2004

“Hey, I used to have a pair of shoes just like those.”


The Canadian Olympic team has yet to medal in the 2004 Summer Games.


“I’ll just make this out to Room Number 903”


“So would you say that the cigar was this big? How far did you stick it in?”


A tragic day for Rugby fans everywhere, as the entire Wallabies squad was accidentally devoured by a hypoglycemic Camryn Manhiem.


It’s really too bad I already did the “Courtney Love-Dawn of the Dead” joke, because, well.. she's a zombie.


Nice one, Don. What the hell have you been eating? Cabbage?


Laura Bush never passed a female reporter without checking to see if her breasts were real.


“I see you went with the pant-suit again. Looks good. So can we do it in the butt tonight?”


Former president Jimmy Carter received official notice of his irrelevance today…


The French Olympic Team’s uniforms this year were designed to celebrate the spirit of their national identity.


The Gambler, Kenny Rogers, knew that this was, indeed, a time to hold 'em.


An action shot of British Olympic team member Morgan Neil winning the 100 meter head ass.


Bill Maher, in his vain attempt to come up with at least one funny joke in his life, at last turns to God for help.


In Henderson, Nevada, John Kerry knew he was expected to win votes the old fashioned way…


Nikolaos didn’t know what he loved more, the fact that he and Thomas had just won the synchronized diving gold medal, or that he had this incredibly gay picture to remember the moment by.