Originally posted 09/18/2004

John Kerry’s “I’ll be tough on terror” joke killed ‘em every time.


“I knew I shouldn’t have bought my Republican Party hat from Al Franken!”


"Yes. I will have another double bacon thickburger."


“I knew this uniform would get me some hoes.”


I don’t think I’m going to like Christian Bale in the new Batman movie…


Mildred just couldn’t keep her hands off John Kerry’s penis.


You know, maybe you need to rethink a campaign sign when, at first glance, it looks like your offering an ass kicking to my grandpa.