Originally posted 09/24/2004

Special Bad Movies Edition


“This will be the last time I come to Neverland Ranch, Mr. Jackson.”


“Gilligan! You and the Skipper don’t have to be nude in order for you to give him the Heimlich Maneuvvvveeeeeew dear God!”


“Yes, I’d love to learn more about the Jehovah’s Witnesses.”
Or
“Wanna come inside and look at the wingchair I’ve crafted of human skin?”
Or
“Actually I do sell Amway. How did you guess?”


“Suck my nipple you son of a bitch!”


“Toni Morrison is the best writer living today and I’ll not let anyone tell me differently.”
Or
“I just don’t see how the pan-dimensional side of ‘M Theory’ holds up under any real scientific scrutiny.”


“Why do people keep calling me a dickhead??”



“I wish Earl would get over this ‘Goth’ bullshit.”


“Honey! I fell asleep in the cow pasture again!”