Bad Movies 2: The Revenge of the Vengeance returns.
©Adam Greene 05/27/2005
"No! Now mom’s going to know I’ve been collecting my sperm again!"
"Oh shit! Nobody told me they’d have guns!"
"Now I’ll finally get the rectal stimulation that you could never give me."
"Let me show you my fourth favorite place to stick my finger."
"Heyyy. This doesn’t smell like candy."
Shirley realized later that there was no way to properly prepare oneself to see Reuben Studdard in a yellow speedo.
"The fools. I’ll show them who has the smallest penis in the world."
"Ozone, doing the robot won’t save us this time."
"Damn you Turbo, I’ve got to do this. If I don’t pop and lock our way out of this jam who will?"
"Well, I guess that's the last time I jerk off in the shower..."
"No! Now mom’s going to know I’ve been collecting my sperm again!"
"Oh shit! Nobody told me they’d have guns!"
"Now I’ll finally get the rectal stimulation that you could never give me."
"Let me show you my fourth favorite place to stick my finger."
"Heyyy. This doesn’t smell like candy."
Shirley realized later that there was no way to properly prepare oneself to see Reuben Studdard in a yellow speedo.
"The fools. I’ll show them who has the smallest penis in the world."
"Ozone, doing the robot won’t save us this time."
"Damn you Turbo, I’ve got to do this. If I don’t pop and lock our way out of this jam who will?"
"Well, I guess that's the last time I jerk off in the shower..."
posted by AdamGreene at 1:10 PM
2 Comments:
I really loved the Breakin' movies when I was a kid. Any "feel good" movie was good enough for me. And there was - and always will be - a million of these cookie-cutter "feel good" movies. People just keep lining up and forking over their hard earned money to watch the same old formula in a slighty different era-worthy package. But this is coming from the guy who arrived on opening day to watch "Hardbodies" and "Hardbodies 2."
Turbo had super powers, man. Super Break Dancing powers.
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